Cat Quotes Page 3

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Cat Quotes Page 3“A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.” Albert Einstein
 
 “Contemporary physics is based on concepts somewhat analogous to the smile of the absent cat.” Albert Einstein
 
 “Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.” Monica Edwards
 
“When a cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it and wait until the wind changes.” T.S. Eliot
 
“A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.” Joseph Epstein
 
“When dogs leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore your bed.” Alisha Everett

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“It always gives me the shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see.” Eleanor Farjeon
 
“Cat lessons are there for everybody, you only have to love and ask – not what you want to know but what it is they would like you to know.” Anitra Frazier
 
“No matter how tired or wretched I am, a pussycat sitting in a doorway can divert my mind.” Mary E. Wilkins Freeman

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Paul Gallico“There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of his rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it. The cat covers it up if it can,” Paul Gallico
 
“Cats, incidentally, are a great warm-up for a successful marriage – they teach you your place in the household.” Paul Gallico
 
“Her function is to sit and be admired.” Georgina Strickland Gates
 
“The cat is a dilettante in fur.” Théophile Gautier, French poet.
 
“Painting cats is a question of genius.” Théophile Gautier
 
“He loved books, and when he found one open on the table he would lie down on it, turn over the edges of Theophile Gautier 1856the leaves with his paw, and, after a while, fall asleep, for all the world as if he had been reading a fashionable novel.” Théophile Gautier
 
“It is no easy task to win the friendship of a cat. He is a philosopher, sedate, tranquil, a creature of habit, a lover of decency and order. He does not bestow his regard lightly, and, though he may consent to be your companion, he will never be your slave.” Théophile Gautier
 
 “A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.” Yakaoka Genrin
 
“Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.” W.L. George
 
“Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. A dog’s idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.” James Gorman
 
“Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near perfect method of writing avoidance.” Dan Greenburg
 
“Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.” Eric Gurney, cartoonist

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